12 definitions by Smithers john

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Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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A person who is a jew and is very dirty or smelly
"Who is that kid? He smells like shit"

"Oh thats just that Dirty Jew, Damian"
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.
"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew
"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt
"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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Mother and Father who makes their kids stay home on Saturday to play a Foreign Dice Game.
"Hey Pat can you come out and do something?"

"No its Family Night I have to play a Foreign Dice Game with my family. Its so much fun. See you later."
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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Someone who has huge teeth that look like a beaver`s and has a big over bite
"Man my sister has huge teeth. They are as big as a beavers. She can chew trough wood!"

"So your saying she has a Mega Over Bite?"

"Yea I guess so"
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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