Definitions by Smithers john

Tire Loving Fag 

Someone who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at"

"Shut up boy im looking at tires"

"But why?"

"Because Im a fucking Tire Loving Fag"

Tire Loving Fag by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Tire Loving Fag 

Person Who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at?"
"Im looking at tires boy, shut up"
"Do we even need tires Dad?"
"No!"
"Then y are you looking at them?"
"Because im a fucking Tire Loving Fag. Thats why"

Tire Loving Fag by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Arm Flapping Fagget 

Someone who`s arms flap around like a bird while running or their arms flop around like noodles.

"What is that kid doing out there?"
"He cant help it, hes just an Arm Flapping Fagget. That`s how he was born"

Arm Flapping Fagget by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Pointing Spanish Tits 

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt

"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."

Pointing Spanish Tits by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Mega Over Bite 

Someone who has huge teeth that look like a beaver`s and has a big over bite

"Man my sister has huge teeth. They are as big as a beavers. She can chew trough wood!"

"So your saying she has a Mega Over Bite?"

"Yea I guess so"

Mega Over Bite by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Fake Drug Dealer 

Someone who takes pills and sells them saying they are real drugs that will get you high

"Is Tom selling ecstasy? Man I want some to drop in some girls drinks so I can bang them and they wont know"

"Nah man those are not real, they`re fake, hes a Fake Drug Dealer"

Fake Drug Dealer by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Over Protective Mother 

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

Over Protective Mother by Smithers john January 31, 2009