Fake Drug Dealer

Someone who takes pills and sells them saying they are real drugs that will get you high

"Is Tom selling ecstasy? Man I want some to drop in some girls drinks so I can bang them and they wont know"

"Nah man those are not real, they`re fake, hes a Fake Drug Dealer"

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

Pointing Spanish Tits

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt

"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

Family Night

Mother and Father who makes their kids stay home on Saturday to play a Foreign Dice Game.

"Hey Pat can you come out and do something?"

"No its Family Night I have to play a Foreign Dice Game with my family. Its so much fun. See you later."

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

Hairy Tunnel

A girl who`s Vagina is so loose she can fit almost anything in there.

"Lets go upstairs and have sex Ashley"
"Alright lets go"
"Just to warn you I have a Very loose vagina. Its like a Hairy Tunnel I can fit a lot of things in there."

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

Tire Loving Fag

Someone who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at"

"Shut up boy im looking at tires"

"But why?"

"Because Im a fucking Tire Loving Fag"

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

Tire Loving Fag

Person Who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at?"
"Im looking at tires boy, shut up"
"Do we even need tires Dad?"
"No!"
"Then y are you looking at them?"
"Because im a fucking Tire Loving Fag. Thats why"

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john February 01, 2009