Smith dux Wurd's definitions

Donalda Trampas

The female and Mexican counterpart of a shouldn't-be-that-famous US president that makes walls preventing Texan, Arizonan, New Mexican and Californian immigrants from going into Mexico, promising that she will somehow make Americans pay for it all.

Donalda Trampas probably exists, but also will almost surely not be a Mexican president any time soon, so don't worry.

by Smith dux Wurd July 31, 2017

Disphilia

The opposite of a loving or being attracted to someone/something.

John had a disphilia towards anything that was not heterosexual.

John was also a dick.

by Smith dux Wurd December 18, 2017

Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.

"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"

by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017

confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.

There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....

by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017

Specifififuh

Uncommon misspelling of “specificity”.

She had a bunch of horses. Most of them were Arabian greys, in specifififuh.

by Smith dux Wurd September 14, 2018

Hebephile

One who is attracted to those typically between the ages of 11 and 14. Separate in some ways from a pedophile.

I thought that guy was a hebephile because of both his mustache and the oblivious magazine he held up TO his mustache.

by Smith dux Wurd January 30, 2018

slangless

adjective:
Pertaining to one who does not use slang words.

Hoodfuck #1: I bet that punk's only on Urban Dictionary to check out another custom Trump word again!
Hoodfuck #2: Yeah! Or MAKING one!
Hoodfuck #3: Yo, dis guy's slangless!

by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017