Hebephile

One who is attracted to those typically between the ages of 11 and 14. Separate in some ways from a pedophile.

I thought that guy was a hebephile because of both his mustache and the oblivious magazine he held up TO his mustache.

by Smith dux Wurd January 31, 2018

merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

me-thing

A person’s own habit that they tend to do apart from all or most of the other people around them.

Do other people cough into their shirts when they’re nervous, or is it more of a me-thing?

by Smith dux Wurd February 01, 2018

confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.

There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....

by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017

slangless

adjective:
Pertaining to one who does not use slang words.

Hoodfuck #1: I bet that punk's only on Urban Dictionary to check out another custom Trump word again!
Hoodfuck #2: Yeah! Or MAKING one!
Hoodfuck #3: Yo, dis guy's slangless!

by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017

Disphilia

The opposite of a loving or being attracted to someone/something.

John had a disphilia towards anything that was not heterosexual.

John was also a dick.

by Smith dux Wurd December 18, 2017

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017