slangless

adjective:
Pertaining to one who does not use slang words.
Hoodfuck #1: I bet that punk's only on Urban Dictionary to check out another custom Trump word again!
Hoodfuck #2: Yeah! Or MAKING one!
Hoodfuck #3: Yo, dis guy's slangless!
by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Undefinable

Ummm...

Oh, right. Unable to define.
I made it seem like this word was undefinable, for a second there.
by Smith dux Wurd January 10, 2018
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jab

To do the once popular "dance move"— the dab— while injuring someone else.
Chris: *jabs* Oh shoot! Honey, are you ok?
by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017
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Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.
Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?
by Smith dux Wurd September 02, 2018
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idiopocalypse

The event where a crowd of dunces decide to start trends and other idiotic notions where over 50% of the rest of the world has heard about and hate said movement.
Fidget spinners caused an idiopocalypse.
by Smith dux Wurd May 08, 2018
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Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.
"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"
by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017
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