Smith's definitions

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

by Smith November 20, 2003

pejector

An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor.

Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden.

by Smith December 3, 2003

BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

by Smith December 3, 2003

Remo

1. An orphaned Newark, NY, beat cop who was recruited by a government organization that doesn't exist by being framed for a murder he didn't commit and sent to an electric chair that didn't work. He is now the current reigning master of sinanju, trained by Chuin the Humble.

2. A pale piece of pig's ear.

3. Russian acronym for the phrase "Ruin everything in moscow overnight"

4. Shiva the destroyer, shatterer of worlds. Made whole by the master of Sinanju.

1. CURE's enforcement arm is Remo.

2. Remo: "What do you call a pale piece of pigs ear?"
Chuin: "You. hehehe."

3. Remo was spray painted all over the Kremlin.

by Smith August 15, 2003

Sills

A person carrying this name posses no java programming skills what so ever.

That Jeremy Sills is a big retard.

by Smith September 8, 2003