Smith's definitions

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith July 1, 2006

Quiff

Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.

A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!

by Smith January 24, 2005

reverse vomiting

The act of running to the bathroom after a long hard night of drinking and eating Aramark Brand college food where your large intestine lets loose a foul wave of crap in under 1 second.

I heard that reverse vomiting is an act that occurs a lot after thirsty thursday

Dude, That reverse vomiting got to me again...

by Smith November 17, 2003

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

by Smith November 20, 2003

BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

by Smith December 3, 2003