Smith's definitions

BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

by Smith December 3, 2003

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

by Smith November 20, 2003

ridiculoid

Fake inter-negro talk for ridiculous

Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.

by Smith March 16, 2005

patriots

best team in the nfl, end of story

the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl

by Smith August 15, 2004

Keira Knightley

A hell hot chik ...gives u da buttaflies...

'man shes hot'
'yeah thats keira knightley'

by Smith May 1, 2004