Smith's definitions

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

by Smith November 20, 2003

patriots

best team in the nfl, end of story

the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl

by Smith August 15, 2004

quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

by smith June 17, 2004

ridiculoid

Fake inter-negro talk for ridiculous

Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.

by Smith March 16, 2005

BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

by Smith December 3, 2003