A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
by Smilodactyl222 March 08, 2015