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saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
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tardigrade

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
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Kingdok

A puppet leader, often used to appease the subordinates, who is under complete control by another, usually greater, governing power.

Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".
George seems to rule the board meetings, but he's just the kingdok of the head CEO.
by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
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