Smartycat's definitions

Spamish

Spamish; adjective, a condition arising from repeated and unwanted communication, digital, verbal or otherwise.

email phone calls twits notes ex. You must be speaking Spamish, you've asked me 12 times. If I get another email from this bookclub, it turns Spamish.

by Smartycat June 22, 2011

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Dumbster

a dedicated receptacle for ideas that are so stupid they need their own trash can to avoid soiling regular garbage.

Dumbster {second terms}{life imprisonment} {marijuana felonies} {police states} {New Facebook} {not teaching cursive}{Farmville}

by Smartycat September 27, 2011

Leadershit

The type of guidance you follow when you only want to get deeper into the muck and stench.

The stench will never leave after following his type of leadershit.

by Smartycat September 27, 2020

SPOT STALKER

Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.

I thought I was about to be abducted but it was only a spot stalker.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

TRUMPLICAN

The new name for the former Republican Party

The Trumplican Party leader, Donald Trump wants to be King.

by Smartycat June 10, 2016

Entrepmanure

ENTREPMANURE; n. The results from poor biz planning. The person who creates same.

"He really stepped into some shit here with his new biz. It's just a big a pile of entrepmanure." crap

by Smartycat July 28, 2011