Smartycat's definitions

Spamish

Spamish; adjective, a condition arising from repeated and unwanted communication, digital, verbal or otherwise.

email phone calls twits notes ex. You must be speaking Spamish, you've asked me 12 times. If I get another email from this bookclub, it turns Spamish.

by Smartycat June 22, 2011

Clicktagory

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

by Smartycat August 7, 2011

Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 4, 2010

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 25, 2010

Shirthead

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

by Smartycat December 20, 2020

TRUMPLICAN

The new name for the former Republican Party

The Trumplican Party leader, Donald Trump wants to be King.

by Smartycat June 10, 2016

Entrepmanure

ENTREPMANURE; n. The results from poor biz planning. The person who creates same.

"He really stepped into some shit here with his new biz. It's just a big a pile of entrepmanure." crap

by Smartycat July 28, 2011