Leadershit

The type of guidance you follow when you only want to get deeper into the muck and stench.

The stench will never leave after following his type of leadershit.

by Smartycat September 27, 2020

SPOT STALKER

Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.

I thought I was about to be abducted but it was only a spot stalker.

by Smartycat September 05, 2011

Bedcase

Pet sleeping chamber in the bedroom, usually on the floor, but generally, just large enough for a particular animal to turn around and sleep in. An enclosed petbed, often portable.

"Bedcase", {doghouse}{petcage}

by Smartycat October 24, 2011

regurgitatible

capable of being regurgitated, spewed forth again, shared

It was hardly worth sharing but some found the story regurgitatible.
I couldn't keep it to myself, it was so regurgitatible.

by Smartycat July 29, 2011

Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 04, 2010

Clicktagory

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

by Smartycat August 07, 2011

protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.

protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !

by Smartycat June 15, 2011