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Blow Up Doll

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.
Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2017
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Blowjob

When A guy's penis is licked and sucked by someone else's tongue and mouth
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
by SlopNChop April 23, 2018
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Finger Butt Fuck

When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.
Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!
by SlopNChop August 18, 2016
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Shop Vac

A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes
Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
by SlopNChop September 26, 2018
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Sexual Sauce

Otherwise known as Cum it's produced in the males testicles and released during sex or while jacking off occurs.
Kiersten : Jake is so amazing his Sexual Sauce taste's & feels oh so good!
Kaylee : Sounds like a sticky mess to me!
Kiersten : Well of course you would say that silly cause you have no man to shower you in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Well if I did I would not brag about it!
Steve : Hey guys I will be in Chad's office if you need me he's going to shower me in his Sexual Sauce!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee even Steve get's showered in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten Why don't you ever SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by SlopNChop February 22, 2018
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Blowjob

When a guy get's his dick sucked on by another person's mouth
Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So

Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
by SlopNChop May 7, 2018
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Blowjob

When A mouth wraps around a dick and sucks!
Chad : That little bitch Kiersten cheated on me last night well I paid her back and gave Jim A Blowjob!
Craig : Chad I thought you were married?
Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs!
Craig : Dude your sick!
by SlopNChop November 8, 2016
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