Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm! (Gulp) Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!
by SlopNChop August 08, 2018
Get the Cum Guzzlermug. Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
by SlopNChop December 05, 2018
Get the Retardmug. Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love hanging out at Planet Fitness!
Craig : Yeah where else can you see so many half naked girls!
Chad : Ohh! A Sports Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Did you just sniff and cum on that Sports Bra?
Chad : Yeah you should try it!
Craig : Ohh! A pair of panties (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey leave Kiersten's clothes alone!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee could you hand me my panties & Sports Bra!
Kaylee : Sure!
Keresten : Oh God There All Sticky!
Kaylee : Hey I warned you about keeping your clothes on at Planet Fitness!
Steve : Hey Kiresten can I cum on your panties & Sports Bra! too? (wink)
Kiersten : GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Craig : Yeah where else can you see so many half naked girls!
Chad : Ohh! A Sports Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Did you just sniff and cum on that Sports Bra?
Chad : Yeah you should try it!
Craig : Ohh! A pair of panties (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey leave Kiersten's clothes alone!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee could you hand me my panties & Sports Bra!
Kaylee : Sure!
Keresten : Oh God There All Sticky!
Kaylee : Hey I warned you about keeping your clothes on at Planet Fitness!
Steve : Hey Kiresten can I cum on your panties & Sports Bra! too? (wink)
Kiersten : GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2018
Get the Sports Bramug. by SlopNChop October 26, 2016
Get the Legsmug. When sexual activity involves poop and fart's
Kiersten : Last night I was giving Kyle A blowjob and he ripped a big one in my face!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
by SlopNChop July 11, 2018
Get the Stinky Kinkymug. Katie : Did Chad treat you good in his bed last night?
Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
Katie : I bet she liked cleaning up that mess this morning!
Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!
Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
Katie : I bet she liked cleaning up that mess this morning!
Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!
by SlopNChop January 04, 2017
Get the Poogasmmug. Kiersten : Last night me and Jake had sex for hours in our Ankle Socks!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!
by SlopNChop August 10, 2018
Get the Ankle Socksmug.