When two people throw a party for there friends and family to announce the sex of there upcoming baby.
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee are you coming to my Sex Party this weekend?
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
by SlopNChop July 04, 2018
Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
by SlopNChop July 25, 2017
Beth : It was so nice to see you and your family together at church yesterday you should go more often!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by SlopNChop March 12, 2017
Steve : Hey Kiersten how's it goin Boop!
Kiersten : Don't you ever Boop me again you son of a bitch!
Steve : Gee someone's in a bad mood today!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Boop!
Kaylee : Get lost creap!
Steve : Gee my Booping is not getting me any attention today!
Steve : Hey Chad Boop!
Chad : Oh Steve Mmmmm!
Steve : Oh Jesus Christ Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Boop!
Steve : Wow A smooch, dick in the ass, & A Boop!
Kiersten : Don't you ever Boop me again you son of a bitch!
Steve : Gee someone's in a bad mood today!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Boop!
Kaylee : Get lost creap!
Steve : Gee my Booping is not getting me any attention today!
Steve : Hey Chad Boop!
Chad : Oh Steve Mmmmm!
Steve : Oh Jesus Christ Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Boop!
Steve : Wow A smooch, dick in the ass, & A Boop!
by SlopNChop January 18, 2018
Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by SlopNChop December 24, 2018
Kiersten : Last night me and Jake just lied in bed naked Kissing!
Kaylee : Wow you mean you were naked and all you did was Kiss!
Kiersten : No silly he rubbed my pussy and I stroked his dick while we Kissed!
Kaylee : I'm surprised he didn't at least cum for you!
Kiersten : I did make him cum silly I told you I stroked his dick! DUH!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a guy to Kiss and cum for me!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Mmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve why did you Kiss me and squirt cum all over me?
Steve : Cause you just said you wanted a guy to Kiss and cum all over you! DUH!
Kiersten : Gee Kaylee you really need to watch what you say you silly boo!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Wow you mean you were naked and all you did was Kiss!
Kiersten : No silly he rubbed my pussy and I stroked his dick while we Kissed!
Kaylee : I'm surprised he didn't at least cum for you!
Kiersten : I did make him cum silly I told you I stroked his dick! DUH!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a guy to Kiss and cum for me!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Mmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve why did you Kiss me and squirt cum all over me?
Steve : Cause you just said you wanted a guy to Kiss and cum all over you! DUH!
Kiersten : Gee Kaylee you really need to watch what you say you silly boo!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop April 21, 2018
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
by SlopNChop July 26, 2016