Craig: Wow that Kiersten can really fill out a Sweater if you know what I mean!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!
by SlopNChop February 08, 2017
Kiersten : Damn Chad all this sex is making me need to take a shit!
Chad : Ok i'll wait! Oh what do we have here!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad What The Fuck!
Chad : Sorry just thought I would Sniff your panties till you got back damn they smell good!
Kiersten : O How cute well I do have a great smellin crotch don't I now!
Chad : You bet so why don't you hop back into bed and let me Sniff it too!
Kiersten : Weeeeee!
Chad : Ok i'll wait! Oh what do we have here!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad What The Fuck!
Chad : Sorry just thought I would Sniff your panties till you got back damn they smell good!
Kiersten : O How cute well I do have a great smellin crotch don't I now!
Chad : You bet so why don't you hop back into bed and let me Sniff it too!
Kiersten : Weeeeee!
by SlopNChop February 25, 2017
When two people throw a party for there friends and family to announce the sex of there upcoming baby.
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee are you coming to my Sex Party this weekend?
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
by SlopNChop July 04, 2018
Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2020
Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun!
Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!
When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!
When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
by SlopNChop January 12, 2017
When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!
Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!
Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!
by SlopNChop October 13, 2017
Kiersten : Hey baby how bout some Sexy Sex tonight for a change!
Chad: Sorry I get enough of that crap with my wife!
Kiersten : Why does she get the sexy treatment and I don't?
Chad : Cause she's my wife it's what married couples do!
Kiersten : But I want Sexy Sex!
Chad : Shut up and spread your legs so I can fuck you and go home already!
Kiersten : Gee I feel like a piece of meat!
Chad : Well at least your Prime Rib!
Kiersten : Oh boy I feel so special!
Chad : Your my little buffet MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh what A girl will do for A 14 inch cock!
Chad: Sorry I get enough of that crap with my wife!
Kiersten : Why does she get the sexy treatment and I don't?
Chad : Cause she's my wife it's what married couples do!
Kiersten : But I want Sexy Sex!
Chad : Shut up and spread your legs so I can fuck you and go home already!
Kiersten : Gee I feel like a piece of meat!
Chad : Well at least your Prime Rib!
Kiersten : Oh boy I feel so special!
Chad : Your my little buffet MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh what A girl will do for A 14 inch cock!
by SlopNChop April 21, 2017