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Kaylee : Why the hell are you scratching your crotch?
Kiersten : Last night Jake came on my Bush and it dried so now it's itchy!
Kaylee : Why didn't you just shower afterwards?
Kiersten : Cause I was tired from all the sex DUH!
Kaylee: Well you need to do something your Bush is creating a horrible smell?
Steve : Hey guy's check it out Chad just came on my Bush!
Kiersten : God Damn't Steve go put some pant's on Jesus Christ!
Steve : No! Im proud of my cummy Bush!
Kaylee : I really really need to find a new job!
Kiersten : And I really really need to go shave my Bush!
Steve : Mmmm! Kiersten's Bush!
Kiersten : Get lost Faggot!
Kiersten : Last night Jake came on my Bush and it dried so now it's itchy!
Kaylee : Why didn't you just shower afterwards?
Kiersten : Cause I was tired from all the sex DUH!
Kaylee: Well you need to do something your Bush is creating a horrible smell?
Steve : Hey guy's check it out Chad just came on my Bush!
Kiersten : God Damn't Steve go put some pant's on Jesus Christ!
Steve : No! Im proud of my cummy Bush!
Kaylee : I really really need to find a new job!
Kiersten : And I really really need to go shave my Bush!
Steve : Mmmm! Kiersten's Bush!
Kiersten : Get lost Faggot!
by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
Get the Bushmug. Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!
by SlopNChop February 25, 2018
Get the Rim Jobmug. Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
Get the Motherfucker'smug. Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!
Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!
Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
by SlopNChop November 23, 2020
Get the Naked Novembermug. Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
Get the Bedmug. As Chad fired Cum Shots into Kiersten's soft little pussy he felt like a soldier going into battle!
Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!
Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!
Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
Get the cum shotsmug. Chad gave Kiersten an amazing Cum Down after he pounded her pussy then he told Heather to lick her off.
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
Get the Cum Downmug.