SlopNChop's definitions

Blossom

When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.

Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!

by SlopNChop February 12, 2017

Sexual Intercourse

When the penis is injected into a vagina and pleasure occurs between two people results usually include std's & reproduction!

Chad enjoy's having Sexual Intercouse in Kiersten's bed but hates it when he get's her pregnant!

Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!

Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!

by SlopNChop January 8, 2017

Undie Rub

When two people rub there privates together while wearing there underwear.

Chad : How bout you ride Chad's cock after work babe!
Kiersten : Sorry I'm on my period I would rather avoid the mess!
Chad : But I need to clean the pipes I guess i'll jack off tonight!
Kiersten : Hey how about A Undie Rub I know that would make you cum?
Chad : Sure i'll bring some extra underwear!

by SlopNChop March 24, 2017

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 7, 2017

Finger

When hands are placed on a female body and fingers pleasure her privates.

Jake : Wow Kiersten your legs are so smooth and your pussy is so soft and tight!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2017

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 4, 2017

Sex

When two people get naked stick there privates together and create a sticky mess.

Kiersten : Why are you so mad Kaylee?
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!

by SlopNChop December 26, 2017