Kiersten

An amazing flirty girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes, cute smile, goregous leg's and nice firm perky breasts.

Even though Chad was a happily married man he could not seem to keep his hands off his coworker Kiersten.

by SlopNChop October 15, 2016

Jerk Sauce

When a guy jerks cum out of his penis!

Chad : Wow Kiersten seeing you in my wife's Lingerie makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you shower me in your Jerk Sauce and release some of that!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Yummy!!!!

by SlopNChop November 29, 2016

Sectional

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch

Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!

by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!

Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!

by SlopNChop December 08, 2016

Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.

Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!

by SlopNChop August 14, 2017

Morning Wood

When a guy wakes up to a hard dick after a long night of sex

Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!

Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!

by SlopNChop December 03, 2018