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Maddie : So you had your first anal last night how was it?
Keirsten : It was ok I was a little nervous and I dropped a Big Brown Bomb in Chad's bed but he was cool about it. He just picked it up rubbed it on my face and boobs and licked it off who knew that making love in poop could be so romantic!
Maddie : Wow I wish my man would give me some Stinky Kinky!
Keirsten : It was ok I was a little nervous and I dropped a Big Brown Bomb in Chad's bed but he was cool about it. He just picked it up rubbed it on my face and boobs and licked it off who knew that making love in poop could be so romantic!
Maddie : Wow I wish my man would give me some Stinky Kinky!
by SlopNChop September 24, 2016
Get the Big Brown Bombmug. Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
Get the Skinny Jeansmug. Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
Get the Pussymug. Jennifer : Why does chad always text you isn't he married?
Keirsten : I'm his Yummy Fuck Bitch gotta go chad's wife is working late again tonight!
Keirsten : I'm his Yummy Fuck Bitch gotta go chad's wife is working late again tonight!
by SlopNChop May 25, 2016
Get the yummy fuck bitchmug. Chad : Craig this is Olivia our new girl please show her around!
Craig : Sure Chad no problem!
Craig : This is our break room where we eat lunch and take breaks
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh God! Oh God! I'm Cumin Baby!
Olivia : What Is That?
Craig : Oh that's Jake & Kiersten they like to Pound in the bathroom!
Craig : And this is Chad's Office!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Squeal! Squeal! Squeal!
Olivia : Oh My God Does He Have A Pig In There?
Craig : No that's Steve our weekend bitch Chad likes to pound his ass!
Olivia : I See!
Craig : And this is our janitor closet this is where I will Pound you and you will suck my dick!
Olivia : Gee it's not very romantic!
Craig : True but there is a mop handy to clean up the cum when we are finished!
Olivia : Well I guess that convenient!
Craig : Mmmm! I can't wait to Pound your little ass!
Craig : Sure Chad no problem!
Craig : This is our break room where we eat lunch and take breaks
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh God! Oh God! I'm Cumin Baby!
Olivia : What Is That?
Craig : Oh that's Jake & Kiersten they like to Pound in the bathroom!
Craig : And this is Chad's Office!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Squeal! Squeal! Squeal!
Olivia : Oh My God Does He Have A Pig In There?
Craig : No that's Steve our weekend bitch Chad likes to pound his ass!
Olivia : I See!
Craig : And this is our janitor closet this is where I will Pound you and you will suck my dick!
Olivia : Gee it's not very romantic!
Craig : True but there is a mop handy to clean up the cum when we are finished!
Olivia : Well I guess that convenient!
Craig : Mmmm! I can't wait to Pound your little ass!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
Get the Poundmug. Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
by SlopNChop February 5, 2019
Get the Blow Jobmug. Chad: Hey Kiersten could you come to my office please!
Kiersten : What's up I'm really busy hope this don't take long!
Chad : I just want my daily Handjob that's all then you can get back to work!
Kiersten : Ok pull down your pant's!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh shit you got cum all over my shirt!
Chad: No problem now you can have me with you for the rest of the day!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your so sweet!
Chad : I know now get your ass back to work after I slap it!
Kiersten : Ohhh!
Kiersten : What's up I'm really busy hope this don't take long!
Chad : I just want my daily Handjob that's all then you can get back to work!
Kiersten : Ok pull down your pant's!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh shit you got cum all over my shirt!
Chad: No problem now you can have me with you for the rest of the day!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your so sweet!
Chad : I know now get your ass back to work after I slap it!
Kiersten : Ohhh!
by SlopNChop January 26, 2017
Get the Handjobmug.