Definitions by SlopNChop

Bed Bomb 

A large turd released during sex

Kiersten : Hey Jake there is nothing under these covers besides my hot naked body!
Jake : O Wow!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna ravish my body and fill it up with cum?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Pew what's that smell?
Jake : Smells like shit!
Kiersten : God Damn't Jake I throw myself at you and you release a Bed Bomb!
Jake : Who cares just ignore it come on baby spread that pussy!
Kiersten : Fuck No I will not make love in poop get out of here!
Jake : Fine hope you enjoy my shit!
Kiersten : Take your Bed Bomb with you!
Jake : You Bitch you got shit on my new jeans!
Kiersten : Ha Ha

Bed Bomb by SlopNChop December 11, 2017

Grand Slam 

When a guy receives a hand job, blow job, & get's to fuck a pussy and anus all in the same night

Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!

Grand Slam by SlopNChop December 10, 2017

Pink & Juicy 

Another way to describe a girls pussy

Chad : Where the hell is Jake my production line is backed up this morning!
Craig : Check the janitor's closet I saw him & Kiersten step in there about 20 minuntes ago!
Chad : I swear to god I will fire them both!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhh! Ahhh! Ehhhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ohh! Pink & Juicy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Fuck! Get the hell out of here I'm tryin to have an orgasam!
Chad : Mmmmm! If you two want to keep your job you will give me some Pink & Juicy too!
Kiersten : Fine Jake bend over!

Pink & Juicy by SlopNChop December 7, 2017

Cum

A sticky goo that squirts out of a guy's penis when he becomes sexually aroused.

Craig : O wow check out Kiersten she's wearing tight gym shorts & a little white tank top today Ahhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! And don't you just love her blue eyes & long blonde hair! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Damn I need to go clean this Cum out of my underwear!
Chad : I think I will go rub Kiersten's shoulders, smell her hair & Cum some more!
Chad : Mmmmm! Ohhh! Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck are you doing?
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Did you just Cum?
Chad : I can't help it your just so gorgeous! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Well just keep your Cum in your pant's umkay!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I could make guy's Cum like that!
Steve : Hey Kaylee! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Wow Kaylee you made Steve Cum!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!

Cum by SlopNChop December 6, 2017

Hard 

When A guy's penis get's stiff and long

Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!

Hard by SlopNChop December 5, 2017

Pussy 

A soft warm wet spot on a woman's body where fingers and dick's can be placed

Adam : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is so soft!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna rub it or are you gonna stick your fingers in it and make me cum?
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! DEEPER! DEEPER! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Jake : Damn't Adam I know your my brother and we share a lot of things but Kiersten's Pussy is not one of them!
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Jake : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is just so amazing!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna stare at it or are you gonna stick your dick in it and cum?
Jake : Oh Yeah RIght!

Pussy by SlopNChop December 4, 2017

Moon Pie 

When A naked girl bends over and and exposes her ass and pussy at the same time

Chad : Such A boring day at work wish there was some action around here!
Craig : Yeah we need to take a smoke break out back!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh shit my phone flew in the dump can you get it for me I'm still cumming?
Kiersten : Sure Baby we don't want our videos exposed do we!
Chad : Holy Shit Kiersten's climbing in the dump naked!
Craig : Ohhhhhhhh! Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmm! Moon Pie!
Steve : Hey guys what's going on? Ohhhhh Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Fuck Off Perves!
Jake : Yeah quit staring at my girls pie!

Moon Pie by SlopNChop November 28, 2017