Maddie : Wow you got a big Hickey on you neck!
Kiersten : Yeah I was just up in Chad's office for a private meeting and he gave me a raise!
Maddie : Or did you give him a raise!
Kiersten : Oh that's later on tonight!
Maddie : You Go Girl!
Kiersten : Yeah I was just up in Chad's office for a private meeting and he gave me a raise!
Maddie : Or did you give him a raise!
Kiersten : Oh that's later on tonight!
Maddie : You Go Girl!
by SlopNChop December 04, 2016
Get the hickeymug. Kiersten : Hey Jake could you buy me a new car with the money you have saved up mine's on the blink?
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
by SlopNChop September 03, 2017
Get the Fucksmug. Jenna : Wow this is a really nice Planet Fitness!
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
Get the Pregnantmug. Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.
Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
by SlopNChop September 16, 2017
Get the Weekendmug. by SlopNChop August 16, 2016
Get the Pleasure Pointmug. Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
by SlopNChop October 26, 2016
Get the Chocolate Moosemug. Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
Get the Cumling'smug.