A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out.
Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work?
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!
by SlopNChop June 07, 2017
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!
by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
Craig : Hey check out Kiersten she's Hair Up today!
Chad : Wow my dick's already getting hard! Oh Here She Comes!
Kiersten : Hello Boy's!
Craig : Hey Kiersten we were just talkin about you!
Chad : Yeah and are dicks are full of cum!
Kiersten : We should really do something about that!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Yummy!
Chad : Wow my dick's already getting hard! Oh Here She Comes!
Kiersten : Hello Boy's!
Craig : Hey Kiersten we were just talkin about you!
Chad : Yeah and are dicks are full of cum!
Kiersten : We should really do something about that!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Yummy!
by SlopNChop February 01, 2017
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
by SlopNChop October 06, 2016
Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
by SlopNChop March 22, 2017
A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
by SlopNChop August 02, 2018