SlopNChop's definitions

Pajama Pants

What overweight food stamp people wear all the time so as they get fatter they expand with them

Chad : Wow look at all the Pajama Pant's in the store today!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding it's disgusting to see them fill there carts with junk food and pass right by the soap isle.
Chad : I know I bet when they have sex it smell's like rotten fish in there bed.
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Pajama Pants!
Chad : Get lost you fat smelly fucker!

by SlopNChop April 22, 2017

Nibble

To gently bite or suck on something

Kiersten : Gosh Jake are we just gonna watch tv all night this is boring!
Jake : How about I Nibble on your breast's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake O your making me wet!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on you neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet again!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your pussy!
Kiersten : Oh my gosh I'm cumming I'm cumming! Fuck Me!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your hair!
Kiersten : What the hell Jake you were supposed to fuck me!
Jake : But your hair is so soft and smells so good Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your so sweet Now Fuck Me!
Jake : Spread your legs so my dick can Nibble inside you!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop December 26, 2017

Lingerie

A women's undergarment used to make a girl look sexy and turn on men

Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!

by SlopNChop February 20, 2018

Fart

An unexpected smelly situation released to the public

Kiersten : Mmmm! Are you ready to have sex tonight?
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!

by SlopNChop October 10, 2017

Lawyered Up

A phrase used when someone is threating to sue another person

Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2018

Tit's

One of the many way's to describe a set of breast's

Craig : Wow isn't Kiersten just the cutest little thing!
Chad : Yeah she looks just like Anna Kendrick only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Kiersten : Hey boy's are you talking about me?
Chad : No we were just talking about Anna Kendrick!
Kiersten : Really cause people say I look just like her only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Craig : You don't say!
Steve : Hey guy's people say I look just like Kate Upton but only my Tit's are much bigger!
Kiersten : You don't look like Kate Upton you jackass!
Craig : Yeah you look like an ape in the zoo!
Chad : But Mmm! You do have nice Tit's! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Chad! Jesus Christ Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Your making me cum!
Kiersten : Oh gross! Why don't you play with Steve's Tit's elsewhere!

by SlopNChop July 8, 2018

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure

Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)

by SlopNChop April 18, 2019