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Stinky Kinky
Kiersten : Last night I was giving Kyle A blowjob and he ripped a big one in my face!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
Kaylee : Who the fuck is Kyle?
Kiersten : He's my cheat friend we just fuck sometimes he even poop's on my tummy!
Kaylee : He sound's like a fucking asshole to me!
Kiersten : Now Kaylee what girl don't like a little Stinky Kinky in there bed every once in a while!
Steve : Yeah I love when Chad fart's in my mouth and poops on my tummy too! MMM So Yummy!!!
Kiersten : That's fucking disgusting Uhh! why did you have to say that!!
Kaylee : Oh like you saying that crap is any better!
Kiersten : Hey im hot and Stinky Kinky talk coming from me would turn most guy's on DUH!
Steve : Oh Kiersten thinking of you covered in poop makes me hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you go get Stinky Kinky with Chad!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea he's always up to a little Stinky Kinky on his desk!
Kaylee : You two make me sick!
Stinky Kinky by SlopNChop July 11, 2018
Penis
A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.
Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
Vacay
Sara : Wow Jake last night was amazing your cock is so huge!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
Tit's
Craig : Wow isn't Kiersten just the cutest little thing!
Chad : Yeah she looks just like Anna Kendrick only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Kiersten : Hey boy's are you talking about me?
Chad : No we were just talking about Anna Kendrick!
Kiersten : Really cause people say I look just like her only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Craig : You don't say!
Steve : Hey guy's people say I look just like Kate Upton but only my Tit's are much bigger!
Kiersten : You don't look like Kate Upton you jackass!
Craig : Yeah you look like an ape in the zoo!
Chad : But Mmm! You do have nice Tit's! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Chad! Jesus Christ Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Your making me cum!
Kiersten : Oh gross! Why don't you play with Steve's Tit's elsewhere!
Chad : Yeah she looks just like Anna Kendrick only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Kiersten : Hey boy's are you talking about me?
Chad : No we were just talking about Anna Kendrick!
Kiersten : Really cause people say I look just like her only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Craig : You don't say!
Steve : Hey guy's people say I look just like Kate Upton but only my Tit's are much bigger!
Kiersten : You don't look like Kate Upton you jackass!
Craig : Yeah you look like an ape in the zoo!
Chad : But Mmm! You do have nice Tit's! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Chad! Jesus Christ Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Your making me cum!
Kiersten : Oh gross! Why don't you play with Steve's Tit's elsewhere!
Fuck And Facial
Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
Fuck And Facial by SlopNChop July 6, 2018
Sex Party
When two people throw a party for there friends and family to announce the sex of there upcoming baby.
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee are you coming to my Sex Party this weekend?
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!
Special Sauce
Kiersten : Hey Jake im pregnant!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
Special Sauce by SlopNChop July 1, 2018