SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

bottom feeder bitch

Similar to a sucker fish and it's bottom feeding ways. A bottom feeder bitch is a filthy nasty bitch who thrives on leaching from the bottom.

Listen here you bottom feeder bitch your word don't mean nothing, you ain't nothing, you nasty swine.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022

hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.

"The hands-free pullback is my signature"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.

"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

Klondike bitch

A bulldyke type bitch who will do anything and everything to fuck a straight girl

"Hey Shelly why you keep looking at Sara" "Hulk Want Smash" "omg shell quit being a Klondike bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022