SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

bottom feeder bitch

Similar to a sucker fish and it's bottom feeding ways. A bottom feeder bitch is a filthy nasty bitch who thrives on leaching from the bottom.

Listen here you bottom feeder bitch your word don't mean nothing, you ain't nothing, you nasty swine.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022

Klondike bitch

A bulldyke type bitch who will do anything and everything to fuck a straight girl

"Hey Shelly why you keep looking at Sara" "Hulk Want Smash" "omg shell quit being a Klondike bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

crash course bitch

A practice girl.

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

sunbeam bitch

Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.

"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

layaway bitch

The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.

"can I have my money now" "shut the fuck up and take this dick you layaway bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 13, 2022

wirespooler bitch

The type of bitch with some janky ass brace job that literally shreds dicks to smitherines

Yo Chad why you're dick look all raw and shit bro sandy was a wirespooler bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022