slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier
When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
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hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.
"The hands-free pullback is my signature"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
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double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
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bottom feeder bitch

Similar to a sucker fish and it's bottom feeding ways. A bottom feeder bitch is a filthy nasty bitch who thrives on leaching from the bottom.
Listen here you bottom feeder bitch your word don't mean nothing, you ain't nothing, you nasty swine.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 08, 2022
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kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
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crash course bitch

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
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