Definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp
waning wood
When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(
waning wood by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
sunbeam bitch
Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.
"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"
sunbeam bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
famous bowl
When a girl eats a bunch of corn and you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you cum in the shitty corny mixture.
famous bowl by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
cheese loader
cheese loader by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
Flip-flop bitch
The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.
"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"
Flip-flop bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
Best by bitch
The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.
"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"
Best by bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
layaway bitch
The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.
layaway bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 13, 2022