SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions
Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.
"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
Get the sunbeam bitchmug. by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022
Get the crash course bitchmug. The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 13, 2022
Get the layaway bitchmug. The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.
"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
Get the Flip-flop bitchmug. An easy breezy bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022
Get the breezeline bitchmug. Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
Get the bubblewrap bitchmug. An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers
Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
Get the ghost fedsmug.