The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.
"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 14, 2022
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers
Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022