sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 04, 2022

m for mature

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.

When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022

you got 2 bucks

Usually asked by a junkie who needs 2 bucks to get him, or herself a shot of dope from someone at a homeless camp.

"You got 2 bucks!?"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022

pullback bitch

The type of bitch that loves uncircumcised dicks. The type of bitch that pulls the foreskin back whilst they suck on it, records it and faps off to it.

"Yo man I heard you hooked up with John" * "yeah man he was a pullback bitch."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 16, 2022

Jizzwizard

The janitor at a dirty strip club.

We're gonna need a jizzwizard in the vip area someone just busted a double wide load on the floor

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022

bubblewrap bitch

Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.

"I'm getting so tired of the bubblewrap bitches claiming they're hard"

*Stolen*

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

wirespooler bitch

The type of bitch with some janky ass brace job that literally shreds dicks to smitherines

Yo Chad why you're dick look all raw and shit bro sandy was a wirespooler bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022