SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

m for mature

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.

When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

quikserv

A quick serving of dick or cum.

I gave that bitch a quikserv

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Best by bitch

The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.

"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

sour soup

When someone cums in anothers ass and they blow a cum bubble and you eat it.

How you like that sour soup for breakfast

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.

Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022