SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

Jizzwizard

The janitor at a dirty strip club.

We're gonna need a jizzwizard in the vip area someone just busted a double wide load on the floor

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

blowdryer bitch

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.

Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

crash course bitch

Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.

Damn yo she was a crash course bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

crash course bitch

A practice girl.

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

off brand bitch

A generic ass bitch, not only can't afford to be the real thing, but doesn't have what it takes to be the real thing.

Get a load of this off brand bitch over here tryna be me

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022

bottom feeder bitch

Similar to a sucker fish and it's bottom feeding ways. A bottom feeder bitch is a filthy nasty bitch who thrives on leaching from the bottom.

Listen here you bottom feeder bitch your word don't mean nothing, you ain't nothing, you nasty swine.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022