Definitions by SliceofJesus
Sean Spicer
One of the 11 Spicers of herbs that KFC let loose on the world to produce alternative facts to demonstrate that the media has it wrong on the KFC recipe and all of Trump's ideologies.
Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle east inporting spices and terrorists.
Sean Spicer by SliceofJesus February 5, 2017
Trumble
According to Sean Spicer he is the prime minister of Australia. What he was ment to say was "Malcolm Turnbull" but instead did the American thing and stuffed up an Aussie name like shrimps (prawns) or Melbourne (pronounced Mel-ben not Mel-born).
Trumble by SliceofJesus February 4, 2017
Gov up
Gov up by SliceofJesus January 22, 2017
Trump Comb
Something to cover up all the mess, poor form and badness but is easy to see through and viewed for the truth it is.
Trump Comb by SliceofJesus January 22, 2017
January 26
Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!
January 26 by SliceofJesus January 21, 2017
January 20
Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.
Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.
James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.
Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.
James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.
Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
January 20 by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017
Cassowary
Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.
Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
Cassowary by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017