SliceofJesus's definitions

Jerome Powell

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

Cassowary

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017

Trumble

According to Sean Spicer he is the prime minister of Australia. What he was ment to say was "Malcolm Turnbull" but instead did the American thing and stuffed up an Aussie name like shrimps (prawns) or Melbourne (pronounced Mel-ben not Mel-born).

Sean Spicer: *mumbles and fumbles* "Trumble..."

by SliceofJesus February 4, 2017

banned streamer

A streamer on Twitch who has said the n word or is a male and has shown off some skin, because it is against Twitch rules for a male to be sexual on the site. These streamers often move to YouTube Live because they are slightly less SJW.

Ice is a banned streamer cos he did ice

by SliceofJesus December 18, 2017

njerk

Pronounced (Ni-erk)
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.

Who are we prosecuting today, oh, just another njerk that was controlled by the media to think that that bloke was a pedo. Shame.

by SliceofJesus January 11, 2017

kju

Kim Jong Un

Missile for Assad
MOAB for ISIL
Nuke for KJU
Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.

by SliceofJesus April 14, 2017