Slatte's definitions

shweet

sweet as said by cartman from south park. Used to describe something that is utterly sweet, but because if it's high sweetness level, is accompanied by and extra h.

SHWEET, GUYS!

Dude, thish ish sho friggin' shweet! My retainer ish chocolate flavored!

by Slatte December 11, 2006

nose burn

The sharp pain in one's ear when they've drank too much carbonated liquid. usually applies to those who can't stomach their CO2

*Bob downs a Pepsi*
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha

by Slatte December 10, 2006

Pennsylvania Avenue

1)The only street more crooked than Lombard Street.
2)The street on which the White House is stationed.

Pennsylvania Avenue is horrible

by Slatte December 10, 2006

myspace

The website you can become a part of if you wish to be abducted from your house by a freak you thought was your "buddy".

Did you hear that loser got killed?
yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace.
Figures. He was never too bright to begin with

by Slatte December 10, 2006

idiot proof

An item that is so insanely easy that even people who's IQ's are surpassed by those of rocks can still understand how to use it.
If something is idiot proof; to make it it impossible to mess up or misuse.

Dude, did you hear they made an idiot proof knife?
Yeah, but it turns somebody made a better idiot, so there were a few injuries. . .

by Slatte December 8, 2006

Jehovah's Witness

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.

Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.

by slatte November 13, 2006

digimon

A sad parody of Pokemon, although neither of them are good. In futile attempts to capture the minds of little kids, it's corrupt otherwise successful little munchkins, although the subject matter alone will make the person with an iq greater than that of a rock laugh. A bunch of violent chiapets that temporarily evolve into barry bonds and "My little Pony" at the same time when pissed. those who watch it need to get a life, lest ur under the age of 9 (give kids a break, come on. Obviously Chris Rock, etc. are better shows, but they're just little smurf pplz, nothing else to watch). Anywho, it is a show that should be avoided at all costs. Equivilent to day-time television soap operas.

Digimon should be avoided as if it were the ebola virus

by Slatte October 29, 2006