Definitions by Slackie Onassis
hobbsession
A hobby that is so relentlessly, assiduously, and even creepily pursued as to qualify as an obsession.
By the time of her umpteenth marathon, it was clear that running had become a kind of hobbsession for Esther.
hobbsession by Slackie Onassis October 7, 2010
Gulfzilla
A monstrous problem that is not addressed or solved, due to a toxic combination of greed, recklessness, carelessness, short-sightedness, lack of oversight, and/or lack of leadership.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is rapidly becoming Gulfzilla, exceeding even pessimistic assessments of the damage it'll do to the region.
Gulfzilla by Slackie Onassis June 1, 2010
fauxthenticity
Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!
fauxthenticity by Slackie Onassis April 14, 2010
Smarmalade
Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007
sellvation
Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith
Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.
sellvation by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007
nauseum
A fake museum; one that purports to advance learning without actually having scientific or educational content.
nauseum by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007
Frankenfaith
1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.
Frankenfaith by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007