A hobby that is so relentlessly, assiduously, and even creepily pursued as to qualify as an obsession.
By the time of her umpteenth marathon, it was clear that running had become a kind of hobbsession for Esther.
by Slackie Onassis October 07, 2010

1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.
by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007

A monstrous problem that is not addressed or solved, due to a toxic combination of greed, recklessness, carelessness, short-sightedness, lack of oversight, and/or lack of leadership.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is rapidly becoming Gulfzilla, exceeding even pessimistic assessments of the damage it'll do to the region.
by Slackie Onassis June 01, 2010

Lots of the Frankenfaithful are coming out of the woodwork these days, just like cicadas from the dirt. Let's hope they go back underground for another 17 years.
by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
by Slackie Onassis September 07, 2007

A fake museum; one that purports to advance learning without actually having scientific or educational content.
by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007

Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith
Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.
by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007
