Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

Novus Ordo (new Mass)

The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.

Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???

Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!

Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?

Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.

Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.

by Skyrim550 December 6, 2021

Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.

The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

Bridgeport

A small suburban forgotten town in Pennsylvania outside of Norristown. If you were to seach this up, Connecuit would pop up. This town is sort of conservative more than Connecuit would be.

You finna go down to Bridgeport t'day man
Yessir
Ard bet

Septa driver: Necks stop Bridgeport

by Skyrim550 January 18, 2022

Cops are racist

Oh my Lord! Cops are so racist now of days! They kill black people, white supremacists! Defund the police!

Haha libtard🤣 did you really think this was a defitnion about defunding the police? Get a life dumbass!

Black man who looted store and killed someone: "These cops are racist these cops is racist for arrestin me's u lucky we in de screet dawg"

Cop: You have the right to speak english

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

pknbgfre

You will type this in when you are about to die from boredom.

Me: Let me type pknbgfre. It doesn't exist? Better make my own defintion.

by Skyrim550 April 16, 2022