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Real Author

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"
by Skua September June 18, 2018
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ringoed

To be "uninvited" from a professional event due to malicious innuendo, misrepresentation, and outright lies based off of a fictional story you wrote, or fan fiction someone else wrote about you.

Called such because the most famous victim was John Ringo.
"Did you hear that ConCarolinas uninvited John Ringo because someone wrote some fan-fic about him being like a character he wrote?"

"Did you hear that Larry Corriea got Ringoed from a games convention because he was a White Supremist Rape Apologisist"
"Isn't he of various hispanic descent? And married to some of the same? And didn't he state that his prefered outcome for an attempted rape was two to the rapist's chest?"
"Yup. But that doesn't matter when you have a harpy screeching because he fisked her fiance a new orifice"
by Skua September June 6, 2018
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Sad Puppied

When an group of insiders have held a particular authority for a long period of time are suddenly faced by a revolt not just of designated 'bad people' but of everyone in the same field tired of their constant refrains of being 'oppressed' despite their being the actual oppressors and suddenly and brutally lose their previous authority.
Yeah, they got Sad Puppied and are now threatening to take their ball and go home
by Skua September April 10, 2015
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flaccist

Flaccist (noun): an advocate or practicioner of "flaccism".
"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Hank and John really proved they are Flaccist.
by Skua September July 27, 2018
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Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)
So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme
by Skua September September 26, 2018
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ILOH

The International Lord of Hate is a pseudonym used by the internationally bestselling author Larry Corriea after being accused of hatemongery and villany by Guardian "author" Damian Walter"
"Ooo, Larry Corriea is signing books in the Dealer's Room"
"Didn't the Guardian call him a hatemonger?"
"Yup, The International Lord of Hate himself"
"ILOH? I Like that"
<rumble from the mountain that walks and talks> "So Did I. That's Why I Took It"
by Skua September June 19, 2018
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Kevin de León

(noun, proper)Kevin de Leon is the pseudonym for Kevin Alexander Leon, a California state senator who gained fame for his "ghost gun" video in which he strung together scary sounding words into technical gibberish to justify restricting voter's rights.

(verb) to "de León" is to string together gibberish in an attempt to overcome your listener's mental processes and evoke an emotional response instead of a rational one.
"Did that senator just string together a bunch of scary sounding words to try to bullshit us?"
"Yup, he pulled a Kevin de León"

"Hey, what is it called when someone strings together bullshit?"
"It's called 'de Leóning' something"
by Skua September June 20, 2018
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