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Definitions by Skua September

Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)
So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme
Mundane Rule by Skua September September 26, 2018

flaccist 

Flaccist (noun): an advocate or practicioner of "flaccism".
"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Hank and John really proved they are Flaccist.
flaccist by Skua September July 27, 2018
Flaccism (n.): a policy or attitude of "soft bigotry", positing that members of a particular group (women, minorities, et cetera) ought to be held to lower standards, and that mediocre performances from a member of that group should be celebrated as much as, or more than, excellence in performance from those held to "normal" standards. Infantilizing condescension usually intended to virtue-signal, showing that the "flaccist" is morally superior.
"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Flaccism at work!"
flaccism by Skua September July 27, 2018

Kevin de León 

(noun, proper)Kevin de Leon is the pseudonym for Kevin Alexander Leon, a California state senator who gained fame for his "ghost gun" video in which he strung together scary sounding words into technical gibberish to justify restricting voter's rights.

(verb) to "de León" is to string together gibberish in an attempt to overcome your listener's mental processes and evoke an emotional response instead of a rational one.
"Did that senator just string together a bunch of scary sounding words to try to bullshit us?"
"Yup, he pulled a Kevin de León"

"Hey, what is it called when someone strings together bullshit?"
"It's called 'de Leóning' something"
The International Lord of Hate is a pseudonym used by the internationally bestselling author Larry Corriea after being accused of hatemongery and villany by Guardian "author" Damian Walter"
"Ooo, Larry Corriea is signing books in the Dealer's Room"
"Didn't the Guardian call him a hatemonger?"
"Yup, The International Lord of Hate himself"
"ILOH? I Like that"
<rumble from the mountain that walks and talks> "So Did I. That's Why I Took It"
ILOH by Skua September June 19, 2018

Uncle Timmy'd 

When someone is the victim of anonymous, fictitious allegations online that are contrary to their known personality and it results in invitations and Honors being retracted.

The "Uncle Timmy" incident was the start of the SJW push to de-platform non-liberals from conventions.

Usually used against someone who is not liberal.

Usually used against someone for something said/written that is perfectly appropriate when said by someone on the left.
"Hey, what happened to the Fan Guest of Honor? I heard Uncle Timmy was going to be here. He's helped so many authors that I wanted to meet him!"
"Well, someone took exception to a joke he printed that someone else submitted, so they uninvited him."
"Wow, so Uncle Timmy got "Uncle Timmy'd?"
"Yup"

Real Author 

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"
Real Author by Skua September June 18, 2018