cock extension

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer
It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.
by Skid Mark VZ April 26, 2007
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slip signer

A person court ordered to attend AA meetings who never speaks and stays only long enough to get their slip signed by the chair person.
"Hi, I'm Jim and I'm an alcoholic. I'd just like to listen today."

"Slip signer," the rest of the room thinks in unison.
by Skid Mark VZ December 09, 2008
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elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 06, 2007
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faggot stomper

An enormous 4x4 full sized Ford truck jacked up on three foot tires. Usually adorned with KC lites, a gun rack, confederate flags, or window decals of the "Git 'er Done" mentality. Most likely occupied by two or more loud mouthed, fat-necked, maloderous fucknuts whose only hope for getting any pussy involves peeking at their sister in the shower.
Check out that faggot stomper taking up two spaces at the McDonalds.
by skid mark vz October 06, 2007
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faggot stomper

An enormous 4x4 full sized Ford truck jacked up on three foot tires; usually adorned with KC lites, a gun rack, confederate flags, or window decals of the "Git 'er Done" mentality. Most likely occupied by two or more loud mouthed, fat-necked, maloderous yahoos who whose only hope for getting any pussy involves peeking at their sister in the shower.
Check out that faggot stomper taking up two spaces at the McDonalds.
by skid mark vz October 02, 2007
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Morning oak

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful
Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.
by Skid Mark VZ June 06, 2007
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dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz November 17, 2007
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