Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019
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The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man
by SithLordTrevor February 19, 2020
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Arrowed Noggin

When one receives multiple arrows to the head (noggin) in rapid succession.
After pissing off expert archers, they soon quickly turned my head into an Arrowed Noggin.
by SithLordTrevor April 10, 2017
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Literogitimately

A combination of the words 'literally' and 'legitimately.' Typically used as a one word response to something you agree with.
Travis: I went to the store and they had no baby powder, this store is clearly terrible.
Trevor: Literogitimately, dude.
by SithLordTrevor September 25, 2024
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Anakin’s Paradox

When the action of one’s doing to prevent something ends up being the catalyst for its occurrence. For example, if I set out to save a fish, and my attempt to save the fish ends up getting the fish killed, then this is Anakin’s Paradox.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith really showcases Anakin’s Paradox.
by SithLordTrevor November 04, 2019
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Trevor's Cannibal

When a team of players in a video game becomes so toxic that the team begins to eat itself away and deteriorate, and ultimately becomes weaker as a result.
My team was winning this match conclusively until Trevor's cannibal destroyed us.
by SithLordTrevor December 24, 2019
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Trevor's Razor

Trevor's razor is a principle that states that the player in a match in a video game that performed the best most likely had a good game or got lucky, and that he or she is not the best, despite outperforming everyone else.
Trevor's razor is especially useful when you play a competitive FPS.
by SithLordTrevor December 07, 2019
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