Sitbear's definitions

American Diabolism

A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.

To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.

Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America

by Sitbear October 5, 2022

Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!

by Sitbear August 20, 2018

Twin Favor

When identical twins pose as each other for mutual benefit.

I called a twin favor for finals. I studied only History and English and took those tests twice while my sister took Math and Science twice.

by Sitbear May 10, 2021

Militia

A Right-wing Political Correct dogwhistle for domestic terrorists.

The militia brought their assault rifles to the protest totally not looking for a fight.

by Sitbear October 17, 2020

Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 18, 2022

Neo-Marxist

A person who is often mistakenly accused of wanting government to control everything and hand out free shit.

The post-modern neo-marxists want to turn 'Murica into Soviet Russia

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Chair Stream

A livestream in which the streamer spends a lot of time away from the broadcast, leaving an empty chair and perhaps some plagiarized video to entertain the audience.

Andy’s been on the toilet for the past half hour as the video he’s “reacting” to keeps playing! Is this chair stream even legal?

by Sitbear April 1, 2024