Definitions by Sitbear

Cryptocurrency 

An investment like money or stocks, except tied to absolutely nothing.

So let me get this straight, the only thing that makes cryptocurrency valuable is people think other people think it's valuable... And that's it?

So what's stopping anybody from creating their own cryptocurrency and inflating the entire market away?

Cryptocurrency by Sitbear April 28, 2021

CIA 

A terrorist organization sponsored by American tax dollars.

Communism works well in theory, but in practice it gets upended by a CIA-sponsored coup.

CIA by Sitbear April 9, 2021

Bootstrapping 

The action of lifting yourself out of poverty through sheer skill and force of will. It is about as plausible as the name suggests.

More billionaires exist now than ever before. If we all started bootstrapping, every American could become a billionaire!

Bootstrapping by Sitbear April 9, 2021

Demonrat 

An "insult" which actually makes Democrats sound kinda edgy and cool.

Damn Demonrats Are Takin' Over Muh Country!

Demonrat by Sitbear March 29, 2021

Elizabeth Warren 

Bernie Sanders but more establishment, less consistent, more gaffe-prone, more idpol cringe, and overall just worse.

At least Elizabeth Warren 2024 is better than Kamala Harris.

Elizabeth Warren by Sitbear March 13, 2021

Pogpill 

Like taking the red pill, but poggers.

Sounds like this guy's become pogpilled overnight...

In the degenerate mess that is social media, some users will nevertheless stumble upon the pogpill.

Pogpill by Sitbear March 7, 2021

Vuvuzela 

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.

"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"

Vuvuzela by Sitbear February 10, 2021