SiruS's definitions

Gellared

The act of throwing a topic completely off. Killing a discussion. Derailing a thread.

You really gellared this thread timmy!
Stop Gellaring this thread before i pwn you n00b!

by Sirus December 4, 2003

twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

by SiRuS May 26, 2004

sperm guzzler

A gay super slut who by regularly sucking off total strangers ingests large amounts of semen

you dirty sperm guzzling slut!

by Sirus May 15, 2003

galactic whore

A mega slut, the kind of girl that could be spit roasted by two donkeys and still want more.

victoria was not opposed to being fisted and ass fucked at the same time
being a galactic whore.

by Sirus May 15, 2003

wacked

wicked. First coined by childerens TV presenters Ant and Dec.

"Ant and Dec were killed horribly? wacked!!"

by SiRuS January 4, 2004

fuck in law

Someone whom has had sexual relations with a person whom you have also had sex with.

O me and lisa go way back we both were shagged by giles so we are fuck in laws too.

by Sirus May 15, 2003

cheese monkey

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.

"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"

by Sirus May 15, 2003