ustard

A portmanteau of Ustad + Retard

See pester (religious or spiritual fake guru/furu)
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the ustard preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a ustard):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWERS/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B February 02, 2021
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OnlyFans

The perfect place to ruin your digital footprint
1. Did you think you're safe when you upload your newds or pr0ns on OnlyFans because it's hidden behind the paywall? Of course not

The company can pay for it (OnlyFans), and when you caught on there (OnlyFans), your career ended miserably: either your application (sponsorship proposals, job applications, etc.) rejected, or you're cancelled, sacked, or whatever
2. Things that ruined your digital footprint:
Attention-seeking
Ranting
Upload your drunken footages
Upload your sexual contents, either for free (like on PornHub) or behind the paywall (like on OnlyFans)
Evading Smart City mechanisms (just because you don't post it on social media doesn't mean nobody can know it)
Talkative/oversharing
by Sir. B February 07, 2021
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CUV

An SUV, but for poseur/poseuse
Only poseur/poseuse who drives CUV. Real SUV are using ladder-frame chassis
by Sir. B April 04, 2022
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Hit-and-run

1. Something that any deadbeat dad did: having sex with you, and then abandon you when you're getting pregnant out of wedlock while he's dancing with another womxns and living happily ever after
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)
1. If you're doing hit-and-run to your girlfriend, you're scumbag. Out of wedlock pregnancy is extremely nuanced and complicated shit that you cannot easily say "end it" or "keep it".
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)
by Sir. B June 27, 2021
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Chanel baby

A half-white kids, usually become a cashcow for the sake of being white.

They destined to suffer than their peers as they will be one of the sandwich generation and have a dictated live as a result of overparenting
If you want to make kids as your Chanel baby, so you don't bother to prepare yourself (instead you treat your kids as your insurance, ATM, wallet, investment, and retirement plan), you better sterilize yourself and never think to have kids or adopting kids. You are such a toxic and racist parents

But if you have a chanel baby, remind this: Let children be a children, Let kids be a kids. Don't be a non-white Soccer Mom
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
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TiVoization

When a company complies to GNU GPL/LGPL/AGPL on the software and applying DRM on the hardware to keeps customised software from loading at the same time
Tivoization is a trap for the Free Software Community
by Sir. B November 13, 2021
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identity baiting

An act to promotes discrimination or triggering moral panic about identity issues (politics, religions, ethnicities, races, economical, social hierarchies, sexual orientations/preferences, etc.), oftentimes for individual/group/political advantage
List of identity baiting:
Race-baiting
Political-baiting
Ethnicity-baiting
Religion-baiting
Caste-baiting
Queer-baiting
Kink-baiting
Etc.
by Sir. B August 23, 2021
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