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Definitions by Sir. B

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
Pester by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Hellsing 

A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hill$ong)
Hellsing is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
Hellsing by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Hill$ong 

A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hellsing)
Hill$ong is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
Hill$ong by Sir. B January 19, 2021

overparenting 

When parents controls and intervene with every aspects of kid's life
What Sarong Party Girl and Soccer Mom have in common? Yes, overparenting
overparenting by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Chanel baby 

A half-white kids, usually become a cashcow for the sake of being white.

They destined to suffer than their peers as they will be one of the sandwich generation and have a dictated live as a result of overparenting
If you want to make kids as your Chanel baby, so you don't bother to prepare yourself (instead you treat your kids as your insurance, ATM, wallet, investment, and retirement plan), you better sterilize yourself and never think to have kids or adopting kids. You are such a toxic and racist parents

But if you have a chanel baby, remind this: Let children be a children, Let kids be a kids. Don't be a non-white Soccer Mom
Chanel baby by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Sarong Party Girl

A term used in Malay Peninsula to describes Asian women (regardless if she's Yellow Asian or Brown Asian) who dates and even marries high-class white men for the sake of money, fame, pride and sex.

Sarong Party Girls not only making their husband as a cashcow, but they also make their kids (a.k.a. Chanel baby) as their cashcow for the sake of being white

However, they are prone to be a victim of yellow fever or brown fever by white supremacists and white manosfears
1. Instead of being a Sarong Party Girls, why don't you improve yourself?
2. Sarong Party Girls is such a psychopath, they want to revenge for the long-time colonialism and imperialism, but in a very wrong way. They are just giving Asia and Asian a bad name as everyone will perceive Asian as a social climber, opportunist, and attention whore
Sarong Party Girl by Sir. B January 18, 2021
1. A discontinued sub-brand bread product by Sari Roti
2. In LGBT Culture, Boti means Bottom (your genitals and your anus)
3. Bonceng Tiga (Triple Riding)
4. Street name for benzo/benzodiazepine
1. Due to marketing flop, Sari Roti discontinues Boti
2. Lemme see your boti
3. Anyone who do boti are completely ignorant how motorbike is designed. Motorbikes are designed for up to two people (one passenger and one biker), not more
4. Boti is the most dangerous medicine after opioids and barbiturates, once you take it, your life will fucked forever. Marijuana 4TW
Boti by Sir. B January 12, 2021