Definitions by Sir Fist

Facial Lotion 

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

Facial Lotion by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

Tentbag

A girl whos vagina is so tight, getting anything in there is a huge mission, usually requiring energy drinks and sweat bands

I bet shes like a tentbag, probably touches herself with a headphone jack

Tentbag by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

NO2

Someone who isn't on the O2 network so cannot partake in free texting between actual O2 members

That guy is so hot, Im gonna text him. Shit! NO2

NO2 by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Commandont 

The call of people who are legendary enough not to use the Commando perk in Call of Duty - Modern Warfare 2

Noob - I fucking love Commando, its because Im so good and have a negitive KD
Legend - I CommanDONT "dropshot pwn"

Commandont by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Vaginaraptor 

A frightening beast that plagues most girls.

The vaginaraptor is confusing and desirable but is ultimatly not as good as a decent mouthhump

T force - Be on the lookout men

Sir Fist -What for?

T force -Vaginaraptor, fucking Twilight bring them out in the hundreds, all looking for prey after the gay cryfest

Vaginaraptor by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Mouthhump 

Superb blowjob that makes the vagina pretty redundant

No need to go near the vaginaraptor, she mouthhumps like a pro

Mouthhump by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Fishtits

Girls who does not have breasts

Girls boyfriend - Why do you call her fishtits?

Legend - Fish dont have tits

Fishtits by Sir Fist August 11, 2010