Sir Fist's definitions

Tentbag

A girl whos vagina is so tight, getting anything in there is a huge mission, usually requiring energy drinks and sweat bands

I bet shes like a tentbag, probably touches herself with a headphone jack

by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Vaginaraptor

A frightening beast that plagues most girls.

The vaginaraptor is confusing and desirable but is ultimatly not as good as a decent mouthhump

T force - Be on the lookout men

Sir Fist -What for?

T force -Vaginaraptor, fucking Twilight bring them out in the hundreds, all looking for prey after the gay cryfest

by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

Fishtits

Girls who does not have breasts

Girls boyfriend - Why do you call her fishtits?

Legend - Fish dont have tits

by Sir Fist August 11, 2010

NO2

Someone who isn't on the O2 network so cannot partake in free texting between actual O2 members

That guy is so hot, Im gonna text him. Shit! NO2

by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Commandont

The call of people who are legendary enough not to use the Commando perk in Call of Duty - Modern Warfare 2

Noob - I fucking love Commando, its because Im so good and have a negitive KD
Legend - I CommanDONT "dropshot pwn"

by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

Mouthhump

Superb blowjob that makes the vagina pretty redundant

No need to go near the vaginaraptor, she mouthhumps like a pro

by Sir Fist August 15, 2010