Sinor skeezioli's definitions

News Asiant

A News Agent owned and operated by Asian's. Generally Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean but not Japanese. Historically the Japanese are terrified of news agencies.

Hey Dude, I'm going down to the news asiant, you want a magazine or some spring rolls?

by Sinor skeezioli December 16, 2013

Pimp Shake

When you violently shake a working girl for discipline, but to avoid bruising. Such blemishes make said hoe less marketable. The act is terrifying and sends a firm message.

Sally was tired and wouldn't turn another date to get my money, so i had to pimp shake a hoe.

by Sinor skeezioli August 26, 2013

Chihuahua Bro

A Chihuahua Bro is more laid-back version of a Chihuahua Boy

Mattrick was too weeded to the leave the house, content to just stay and home and watch VR porn for 17 hours straight like most grade A Chihuahua Bro's

by Sinor skeezioli March 1, 2023

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss

When it's a bit warm out.

It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

by Sinor skeezioli January 20, 2022

tradesman trombone

Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.

Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.

by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022

Gas Farting

When you manipulate a flatulence situation to make your partner believe they, in fact farted when you know it was you.

Honey why are you gas farting me?

by Sinor skeezioli March 16, 2025

Chihuahua Boy

The male version of a cat lady.

Matty became quite a recluse Chihuahua Boy, preferring evenings at home watching Friends and games of red rocket with his doge fam.

by Sinor skeezioli February 27, 2023