Definitions by Simon

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

BJB by Simon September 30, 2003

Punkass 

Strange or eclectic. Good or bad is determined from context.

That was a fucking punkass choon (good)
You punkass muvvafukka (bad)

Punkass by Simon September 30, 2003

grolly 

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original

Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly

grolly by Simon September 18, 2003

hogs eye 

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

hogs eye by Simon September 17, 2003

dung funnel 

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

dung funnel by Simon September 17, 2003

fighter pilot 

one who, having consumed a considerable number of 'mick mills'(pills) and can be seen to be pulling 10 G's in a comical caricature of a fighter pilot.

i walked in the club and it was jammed with fighter pilots off their cakes.

fighter pilot by Simon September 17, 2003

clegna 

the poo left on a males anal beard

clegna by simon September 9, 2003