Definitions by Simon

whitie

Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.

Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.

whitie by simon January 21, 2004

Toilet Trout 

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

Toilet Trout by Simon January 19, 2004

ith 

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.

HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!

ith by Simon January 11, 2004

toss off 

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

toss off by Simon January 5, 2004

buxx 

Slang for gay sex.

I just got some buxx from Jeff and Carmine in the mens restroom.

buxx by Simon December 28, 2003

buxx 

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

buxx by Simon December 28, 2003

buxx 

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

buxx by Simon December 28, 2003