A guy with a crippling addiction to MMOs who makes Youtube videos talking about how his addiction has led him to playing very bad MMOs that you probably remember playing as a kid in search of new content.
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
I know this already exists, but those were from 2019. They ended up fixing Sonic and the movie actually turned out to be pretty good, if a bit by the numbers, and it also made enough moolah to get a sick looking sequel. Sega, take notes from Paramount on this one, and actually make a good Sonic Game (Mania doesn't count, that was mostly outsourced)
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
Shrek Extra Large is the greatest video game that will ever be made, with graphics that truly transcend this dimension. Indeed, even trillions of years from now, the graphics in video games will only be a millionth of Shrek Extra Large's true 8 Dimensional visual masterpiece.
You think that The Last of Us had a great story? Well, you are wrong, Shrek Extra Large's story is a masterful tale of loss, hope, love, and truly universal themes that transcend just humans. You think Breath of The Wild had a great open world? Wrong, Shrek Extra Large transcends just the Open World, it is an Open Multiverse, with hundreds of thousands of hours of gameplay, indeed, the world is so vast that no human could ever see it all, and yet, it all remains truly mind blowing, every square inch of it. You think Halo had great first person combat? Shrek Extra Large has what was truly thought to be impossible, fifth person combat, and it truly does feel like you are there, in this battle of infinite proportions.
Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.
You think that The Last of Us had a great story? Well, you are wrong, Shrek Extra Large's story is a masterful tale of loss, hope, love, and truly universal themes that transcend just humans. You think Breath of The Wild had a great open world? Wrong, Shrek Extra Large transcends just the Open World, it is an Open Multiverse, with hundreds of thousands of hours of gameplay, indeed, the world is so vast that no human could ever see it all, and yet, it all remains truly mind blowing, every square inch of it. You think Halo had great first person combat? Shrek Extra Large has what was truly thought to be impossible, fifth person combat, and it truly does feel like you are there, in this battle of infinite proportions.
Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.
by Signup Man December 06, 2021
Heinz Doofenshmirtz's chad younger brother. I mean, jacked and mayor of a not shithole city? Absolute Chad
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
A person who makes commentary videos on video games (near exclusively Nintendo). He is best known for his Nintendo news roundup series, which rounds up all the Nintendo related news of the week for people who have lives, his opinion/discussion videos, as well as his 3 hour review of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild.
Often regarded as one of the better Nintendo news YouTubers, he uniquely stands out because he is a Puppet.
Often regarded as one of the better Nintendo news YouTubers, he uniquely stands out because he is a Puppet.
I'm looking forward to Arlo (YouTuber)s 7 hour review of whatever Breath of The Wild 2 will be called.
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
CEO of "They're not loot boxes, they're ethical surprise mechanics!" EA. He is one of the biggest reasons Triple A gaming is so shitty right now, making lootboxes mainstream, ruining numerous formerly great franchises like Battlefield, Mass Effect, Dead Space, Madden, Command and Conquer, The Sims, the list just keeps going on and on, not to mention all the great studios he has consumed.
He has also forced workers into unpaid overtime, often for months on end just so he can shove another fat check into his pie hole after firing those same workers, and perhaps worst of all, inspired much of Triple A gaming to sink to his level. But hey, at least he isn't as bad as Bobby "Activision is a safe workplace free of systemic sexual abuse that has totally not ruined hundreds of lives and I totally do not take part in myself along with other executives" Kotick, though that's pretty much rock bottom for a human being, so really not saying much.
He has also forced workers into unpaid overtime, often for months on end just so he can shove another fat check into his pie hole after firing those same workers, and perhaps worst of all, inspired much of Triple A gaming to sink to his level. But hey, at least he isn't as bad as Bobby "Activision is a safe workplace free of systemic sexual abuse that has totally not ruined hundreds of lives and I totally do not take part in myself along with other executives" Kotick, though that's pretty much rock bottom for a human being, so really not saying much.
by Signup Man December 11, 2021