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vunch

An expression of pure anger, hatred, and disgust, when you are so furious with someone that you open your mouth and fists of projectile vomit fly out and pummel him/her.

V(omit) + (p)UNCH
When I see "President" Bush's latest attempt to pass the buck, I feel so disgusted I just want to vunch his face.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
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vunch

Fred: Hey, Mark, what ever happened to Nancy after she cheated on you?

Mark: i gave her a vunch, all is well.
by Xanduh January 19, 2009
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vencheza

A masculine, very large, veinuous blue chode. In reality, it is not blue, it just appears so because of the high density of veins.
"Hey dude, what's with your dick?"
"oh, it's a Vencheza."
"ohhhh"
by your uncle charlie December 26, 2009
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vanchha

A name used to describe an unique person😜.

Vanchha means wish, desire, will.
Such special people are good hearted, adventurous,
90% lazy, 100% food lover.
If you have Vanchha in your life , you are the luckiest one .😂😉
by Unique😌 August 31, 2018
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vanch

gay. i mean like really gay. etymology: from Mr. Lavancha, a gay teacher caught with gay porn on his computer when he accidentally showed it to one of his senior classes at fordham prep. also can be seen with the word mad in front of it to intensify the meaning
Aww that kid is mad vanch... hes almost as bad as lavancha
by cahrlie December 28, 2005
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Vancheetahfied

The act of being drilled (hit) by a van and a cheetah at the same time or by two separate acts. (Once by a van then by a cheetah).
Girl 1: I was drilled by a van the other day, then today I was drilled by a cheetah.

Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!
by BEBKillerz July 7, 2010
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Lunch Vulch

- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch.

The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.

They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"

If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.

The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"

In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"

The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.

They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.

This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
Eric - "Yo we gotta go! We gotta get out the the parking lot first and beat the Lunch Vulch"

P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"

Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"

TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)

(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)

Eric - "We're SCREWED"

Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"

TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"

But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
by SchwingSchwongByah October 9, 2011
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