Patriots

1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.

2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
1.
The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.

2.
Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
by Sid Barrett February 06, 2008
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Billed the Intern

The past-tense form of saying that there was an "extramarital affair". Likewise, when someone learns that another person Billed the Intern they can say that they "Found the Little Blue Dress".
I felt sorry for the watercooler, it had to listen to rumors about how Jack Billed the Intern on Saturday.
by Sid Barrett January 17, 2008
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clique's picks

The clique's picks are people who are chosen to run for an office (the picks) by members of an inner circle (the clique) typically in a school setting. These candidates often have no actual accredidation and simply win by means of a popularity contest.
The elections for class officers drew many qualified contenders but once the clique's picks joined the race an election wasn't needed.
by Sid Barrett May 16, 2008
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Tu madre

How you say "Yo' momma" in Spanish.
Tu madre es así que el viejo dios pidió que ella nombrara Adán y víspera
by Sid Barrett August 27, 2007
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american pie

#1: A song by Don McLean. It's a vague history of Rock starting with the death of Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and some other person I can't remember right now and ending with the introduction of the Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger is known as Satan in the song, "...And Satan on the sideline in a cast" refers to an injury Mick had). It is believed that the name of the song came from the airplane that crashed but in reality the plane could only be identified by it's aircraft pin number, it had no name and never was named. The title of the song is therefore truely unknown.

#2: A movie about teenagers who want to loose their virginity. It is a very quotable movie, for example "I did my fair share of... masturbating in my days, I used to call it stroking the salami. You know your Uncle Herman used to pet the one-eyed snake five, six times a day." Even the weird guy gets laid in the end but he does it with someone's mom, hence the playing of Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" as the scene cuts out to the next person.
1. American Pie is as easy to sing as pie.

2. We should pull an American Pie one of these days and see who's the last person left out of the bed.
by Sid Barrett August 03, 2007
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Duke

The name of the talking dog for Bush's Baked Beans.

Bet you weren't expecting that def.
Of course Duke won't sell the secret family recipe.
by Sid Barrett April 07, 2008
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Green Monster

The Green Monster is the famous/infamous wall in left field of Fenway Park, home of MLB team the Boston Red Sox (why they still can't spell SOCKS right after almost 100 year now is beyond me).

The Green Monster is appropriately named at 37 feet or 11 meters high with its coat of green paint. The wall can be a make-or-break for entire games and even seasons due to the funny way balls bounce off of it and how left fielders play the bounce. Sox left fielders from Carl Yastrzemski to present-day player Manny Ramirez have learned how to play balls off the Monster and have therefore converted some amazing plays.
The view from the seats on top of the Green Monster was amazing but the best part of all was all the balls that were hit up there during batting practice, by the end of it there's about a ball per person up there.
by Sid Barrett August 14, 2007
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