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Kimbo Pie

When someone beats the shit out of you. They did not give you a slice of themselves, the gave you the whole motherfucking pie.
by SiLentThReaD October 27, 2008
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Modern day pussy

Also, known as MDP.

A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...

1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.

Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.
Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.
by silentthread April 7, 2009
mugGet the Modern day pussymug.

Procurement

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
by silentthread November 19, 2010
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Eminem

A famous rapper who's parents bought him nice clothes and gave him lunch money when he was a kid growing up. So that whole white gangster act is bullshit.
Leroy: Hey Lamont, did you hear that new song by Eminem?
It's fresh dog.

Lamont: Leroy please, that is bullshit. That boy had his momma fold his cloths and tuck him into bed at night. I don't believe a word of those lyrics.
by silentthread September 13, 2010
mugGet the Eminemmug.

chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.
Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?
by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008
mugGet the chonga++ certificationmug.

Teethy-Girl

A woman that can be identified just by looking at her teeth (Covering her face and just displaying the teeth).

Examples of teethy-girls include Lady Gaga and Yvette Gonzalez-Nacer from the Fresh Beat Band. Both are very beautiful, and nothing is wrong with their teeth, but it's easy to identify them when just looking at their teeth.

The world is filled with many teethy-girls. Just look around and you will see.
Lady Gaga is a teethy-girl
by SiLentThReaD July 3, 2011
mugGet the Teethy-Girlmug.

Insecurity card

Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).
Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?

Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.
by silentthread April 22, 2011
mugGet the Insecurity cardmug.

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