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an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
by Shwaggy February 14, 2004
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Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.
now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.
by Shwaggy September 6, 2004
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Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.
"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
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504 is the educational code for special needs students. schools are required to give such students certain forms of aid according to their level and classification, as decided by testing.
A student who is 504-severe ADHD can request notes from teachers, be given extra time for assignments, and even be exempted from assignments, depending on school policy and the student's test results.
by Shwaggy September 11, 2004
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the first monotheistic religion, basis of two of today's other major religions (Christianity and Islam). The Jewish holy book is the Torah, which is the basis for the Christian Old Testament. Judaism, except in its orthodox form, is probably the most accepting and loosest of the major religions of the Western Hemisphere. Sadly, its followers have been persecuted and ridiculed throughout the ages, and have always been misunderstood by the ignorant.
yes, I am a Jew. and to those of you who have said we are going to hell, remember that there is only one true judge of that, so don't be so arrogant as to put yourself in that position.
by Shwaggy November 15, 2003
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A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.
You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.
by Shwaggy February 25, 2016
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A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.
You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.
by Shwaggy February 25, 2016
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