Shwaggy's definitions

Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.

If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.

by Shwaggy May 27, 2004

Rimshot

that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke.

a man walked into a bar. OUCH!

*rimshot*

by Shwaggy November 18, 2003

pooka

according to Piers Anthony, a ghost horse. wears a chain. (read the Xanth novels for further clarification)

Dor caught a Pooka by the chain

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003