Cherry skins are when a woman has her period and the egg sacks are so big they look like the skins off a cherry!
She ran to the toilet and her cherry skins came out rapid fire and then she knew she had started her monthly period.
by Shucky Kunt June 13, 2017
2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.
This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.
by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019
Turdtastic is when you poop the biggest turd ever, its so big that it breeches the toilet water & you feel the need to take a picture, its turdtastic!
Vickie had been pinching cheeks when she left the court house, when she made it to her toilet she let loose. As she stood up to wipe, she couldn't believe her eyes! Her poop had looped around the toilet 3 times and was sticking up out of the water a good 2 inches! As she wiped her butt she said to herself, "that poop was Turdtastic".
by Shucky Kunt April 20, 2021
Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
by Shucky Kunt August 24, 2017
When aperson only enjoys having sex in their butt, eventually the sphincter will stretch out and quit snapping back. It starts to resemble a bicycle tire with broken spokes.
Kevin insisted on taking his boyfriend's 13" cock up his butt. Years of being the receiver had stretched out his sphincter, Everytime he farted it sounded like he was yawning. His boyfriend told him that he definitely had the worst case of "broken spokes" he had ever seen.
by Shucky Kunt February 15, 2019
Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.
On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"
by Shucky Kunt August 30, 2017
Ronald was a loyal parishioner at his church. He always was the first person at his church every Sunday, until last Sunday he went out to get into his car and his Prius was gone out of his driveway. Running back to the house he realizes he had left his keys inside on the table in his locked house.
Anger was consuming him and with his fist clenched, he squeeled, "William H Macy!"
Anger was consuming him and with his fist clenched, he squeeled, "William H Macy!"
by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019