Shucky Kunt's definitions
Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!
The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.
by Shucky Kunt September 1, 2017
Get the junk jawmug. 2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.
This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.
by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019
Get the Bissell Baby Battermug. Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.
On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"
by Shucky Kunt August 31, 2017
Get the Holy Moses Mother of Pearlmug. Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019
Get the Turtle Tracksmug. When aperson only enjoys having sex in their butt, eventually the sphincter will stretch out and quit snapping back. It starts to resemble a bicycle tire with broken spokes.
Kevin insisted on taking his boyfriend's 13" cock up his butt. Years of being the receiver had stretched out his sphincter, Everytime he farted it sounded like he was yawning. His boyfriend told him that he definitely had the worst case of "broken spokes" he had ever seen.
by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019
Get the Broken Spokesmug. Ronald was a loyal parishioner at his church. He always was the first person at his church every Sunday, until last Sunday he went out to get into his car and his Prius was gone out of his driveway. Running back to the house he realizes he had left his keys inside on the table in his locked house.
Anger was consuming him and with his fist clenched, he squeeled, "William H Macy!"
Anger was consuming him and with his fist clenched, he squeeled, "William H Macy!"
by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019
Get the William H Macymug. Cherry skins are when a woman has her period and the egg sacks are so big they look like the skins off a cherry!
She ran to the toilet and her cherry skins came out rapid fire and then she knew she had started her monthly period.
by Shucky Kunt June 13, 2017
Get the cherry skinsmug.