Flush

v. To get an abortion.

Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.

by Shuaman February 16, 2018

Sir Noncealot

An elision of 'nonce' and Sir Lancelot, a Sir Noncealot is a prize pillock or douchebag.

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?

by Shuaman June 01, 2020

Corona kiss

A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.

What's happening with your project at work?

Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020

Wurst

v. To bone someone, to bratwurst them.

That girl you pulled was cute.

Hellz yeah, she was, gave her a proper wursting.

by Shuaman October 28, 2018

bog snog

Sex in the toilet. British.

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.

by Shuaman February 01, 2021

Fly walk

The hard end of the cut loaf of bread that the flies have walked all over.

Cut off the fly walk would you, babe, I hate making sarnies out of that

by Shuaman November 19, 2018