Shuaman's definitions

four pinter

A girl you need to drink four pints of beer to find attractive.

What about her?

Four pinter at best.

Harsh, dude.

by Shuaman February 12, 2018

an Australian kiss

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

by Shuaman December 14, 2016

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

Heroiana

Mong weed that knocks you out like heroin, often caused by leaving the buds on the plant too long.

Damn, B, that shit we smoked last night was the heroiana, I couldn't move for three hours straight!

by Shuaman November 25, 2018

girl garden

The mons pubis of a woman.

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.

by Shuaman September 9, 2018

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021