Definitions by Shuaman

ubuser 

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

ubuser by Shuaman October 15, 2018

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

The-Spacey-in-the-facey by Shuaman October 15, 2018

bog snog

Sex in the toilet. British.

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.

bog snog by Shuaman October 14, 2018

Vaby

Virtual baby. A girl you sext or cam fuck online but have never actually met in person.

Hey vaby girl, where u bin, daddy lonely?

Here daddy, your vaby's wet and whorny. Your cc detes the same?

Vaby by Shuaman October 14, 2018

previous 

British term for having a criminal record.

That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?

Plenty, armed robbery for starters.

previous by Shuaman October 13, 2018

the department of I don't give a fuck 

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

the department of I don't give a fuck by Shuaman October 12, 2018

previous 

Overly hasty in acting or drawing a conclusion. Mainly British usage.

I said 'have a line,' not 'do up the whole gram.'

Yeah, I got a little previous on that one.

previous by Shuaman October 11, 2018