scarlettjohansson'sbum

A mystical bum that was said to grant divine powers to anyone that can enter her domain.

Not gonna lie, scarlettjohansson'sbum is hallowed ground..

by Shougo January 30, 2025

Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 20, 2024

Mister P

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

by Shougo February 12, 2022

Supercritical Foams

Sneakers that are over-hyped, and can only be had at resale due to limited production runs.

Yeah mate I just copped a pair of these dope supercritical foams!

by Shougo March 16, 2023

Hawtai

when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff

That Hawtai was so Smoke n' Dope.

by Shougo June 14, 2022

Meghan Trainors

Fresh kicks that are built for comfort with plenty of stack, using supercritical foams in a Viva Magenta colorway.

So baby tell me how your feet feel inside that brand new pair of slick Meghan Trainors.

by Shougo March 26, 2023

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 01, 2025