scarlettjohansson'sbum

A mystical bum that was said to grant divine powers to anyone that can enter her domain.

Not gonna lie, scarlettjohansson'sbum is hallowed ground..

by Shougo January 30, 2025

Supercritical Foams

Sneakers that are over-hyped, and can only be had at resale due to limited production runs.

Yeah mate I just copped a pair of these dope supercritical foams!

by Shougo March 16, 2023

Zotye

when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff

That Zotye was so dope.

by Shougo June 11, 2022

Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Crispy Crowns

giving god tier head, usually performed in the bathroom while on the throne

even better than Ore-Ida tater tots cause it's crunchy on the outside and fluffy inside

That was some madness last night, got some tasty crispy crowns.

by Shougo May 21, 2022

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 01, 2025

Hawtai

when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff

That Hawtai was so Smoke n' Dope.

by Shougo June 14, 2022