The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 1, 2025

Wordly

Used to describe when you're verbose, garrulous, loquacious and can't spell.

Sorry I was a little wordly and antipathetic last night..it was all part of God's plan.☘️

by Shougo April 30, 2022

Criminal Minds

a seemingly endless procedural crime drama that follows FBI profilers who offer pithy dialogue and morbid overuse of the word 'unsub.'

Criminal Minds hasn't been worth shite since Mandy Patinkin left.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Sir Loft

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

by Shougo April 1, 2022

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

by Shougo February 5, 2022

trendy feek

A wannabe gangsta who ain't shite.

The pub was jammed with nothing but trendy feeks.

by Shougo March 13, 2022

Zotye

when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff

That Zotye was so dope.

by Shougo June 11, 2022