Sarse

a person who is a sassy arse.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarse.

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Pearl Diving

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

That lickity split lesbian won an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving - she barely ever comes up for air!

by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007

Funkadelicacy

Something that is so funky, cool, fine, unique, and fancy that it can only be described this way.

I can't even begin to describe the Funkadelicacy that Jane turned me onto last night!

by Shit_4_Brains October 09, 2007

Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

by Shit_4_Brains December 05, 2007

Douchebagner

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Kinky Stinky

A term used to describe any sexual act that is considered to be both kinky and stinky. More than just mere hanky panky, the Kinky Stinky denotes an act consummated to such an extent that the participants involved end up smelling strongly of each others' sexual juices.

My baby does the kinky stinky! My baby does the kanky stanky!

by Shit_4_Brains August 02, 2007