Shit_4_Brains 's definitions

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007

astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Affrilachian

An African American who is from the Appalachian region of the United States.

Frank X is a real Affrilachian brutha, and so is I !

by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

McKraut

An American hybrid type of white people common in many small towns throughout the United States, and particularly common in smaller towns in the Midwest and Appalachia; composed of a mixture of British Isles types (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish) and Germanic types (German, Dutch, Swiss, Nordic, etc). Anglo-Saxon Celts.

Most of the people in my hometown back in southeastern Ohio are some variety of McKraut.

by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

Sacroskank

A person who is religious but also sexually promiscuous.

I went into the church the other day and saw some slut in there, and I thought, "What a Sacroskank !"

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007