Shinkdmeister's definitions
A utility that we do not have a right to or own but we can earn. The amount you determines your merit, luck, and hard work.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.
Man 1: Damn it! I just lost my Money.
Friend: How?
Man 1: by gambling it.
Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.
Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.
Friend: Anytime Man 1.
Friend: How?
Man 1: by gambling it.
Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.
Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.
Friend: Anytime Man 1.
by Shinkdmeister November 5, 2018

by Shinkdmeister August 14, 2020

Person1: Happy Halloween
Person2: I cant wait to Drink the Blood of our Lord and Saviour in this Halloween
Person2: I cant wait to Drink the Blood of our Lord and Saviour in this Halloween
by Shinkdmeister September 15, 2019

When you become super aware. So aware that you go insane in a loop between heaven and hell and Jesus and Satan. It's close to nirvana that you feel obliterated but still present. Everything contradicts itself.
by Shinkdmeister July 24, 2018

*vegan Boyfriend is visited by his girlfriends Omivorous parents and girlfriend is nervous that his boyfriend will discover her parents are not vegan*
*Girlfriends parents to welcoming boyfriend*
Girlfriends Parents: thanks for welcoming us in! To let you know we had a lovey dinner by aunt moes famous fried Chic..
Girlfriend: Chicklesmiffin! Yes, the dish that is made with fried Vegetables and eggplants.
*Girlfriends parents to welcoming boyfriend*
Girlfriends Parents: thanks for welcoming us in! To let you know we had a lovey dinner by aunt moes famous fried Chic..
Girlfriend: Chicklesmiffin! Yes, the dish that is made with fried Vegetables and eggplants.
by Shinkdmeister September 25, 2019

Cuffing Season- A season in the Autumn and Winter months, Were a woman handcuffs a man of her fancy, And the captured have to do sexual favors for her and/or marry her.
Woman 1: I just Captured a man and made him marry me
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!
by Shinkdmeister November 3, 2018

An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
by Shinkdmeister May 24, 2020
