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beckett proposal

Inappropriate propositions of group sex with a midget/team of midgets.
Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.

"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast
by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005
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Holdernism

An undeliberate mal a prop.
Nothing is set in steel.
Like locusts around the honey pot.
Bread and meat to me.
I took that one on the head.
Like taking candy from the store.
He had me by the ankles.
I'll bend my back for you.
by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005
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The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.
She was far too fit to use a condom.
by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005
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shade

Someone you shagged but should not have. see tint
Bryony was a shade of robert.
by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005
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tint

A girlthat you should have shagged but didn't. shade
Stella was a tint of ben
by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005
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Roger Meshitta

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none
by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005
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Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler
How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater
by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005
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