Shepherdess tavern's definitions

shade

Someone you shagged but should not have. see tint

Bryony was a shade of robert.

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Roger Meshitta

An unfortunate named soul.

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Pleen

The side of the end of a hammer which isn't the side of the end of a hammer which you use to hammer a nail in, but in fact the side of the end of a hammer which you would use to pull a nail out.

I've just extracted a nail using my hammer's pleen.

He had just nailed his girlfriend's best friend - and there was no Pleen which could undo the work of that hammer (see shade).

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

tint

A girlthat you should have shagged but didn't. shade

Stella was a tint of ben

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005

Holdernism

An undeliberate mal a prop.

Nothing is set in steel.
Like locusts around the honey pot.
Bread and meat to me.
I took that one on the head.
Like taking candy from the store.
He had me by the ankles.
I'll bend my back for you.

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005