Sheldon's definitions

Mijo

Mijo is a very cool guy and generally trusted by everyone around. He robs from the rich and wont give jack shyt to the poor. He has been confirmed to have a 9 1/2" penis and can bring pain to any female who accepts his offers of pleasure.

Warning!!! Some parts of this definition can be considered exhagerations. Or can they?

Mijo is one hung mofo!!

by Sheldon April 10, 2005

Twist Butt

one who is a homosexual. Walks with a fruitful twist. Gay ass muthafucka

Marcus ol twist butt ass.

by Sheldon November 20, 2003

I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

Walloon

1. Those of an elite Nazi Regime based in Southern Belgium 2. The terrifying people that inhabit Southern Belgium.

I went down to the market and was ambushed by crazed Walloons

by Sheldon February 28, 2004

Stink Finger

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.

I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger

by Sheldon December 26, 2003

shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A neologism derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by sheldon September 1, 2008

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004