Sheldon's definitions

b-rod

A terme used to describe a female. Not quite derogotory, however, it implies a strong lack of respect.

That Angie b-rod is one raging fucktwat.

by Sheldon January 25, 2004

internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Jokes

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

neener

A person who tries to pick up a neen.

She was twelve!? Man, like that neener tried to pick her up.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Naps

Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.

Thia has naps in the back of her head.

by Sheldon November 20, 2003