Sheldon's definitions

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005

got it for a song

Got it cheap

The indian sold me his land for a song.

by Sheldon December 26, 2003

Jokes

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

neener

A person who tries to pick up a neen.

She was twelve!? Man, like that neener tried to pick her up.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

whippis

The act of attempting to lure young girls/boys into the back of your van to have sexual relations with.

"Hello little boy, would you like to come make a movie in the back of my van? I'll give you candy"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004