internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend
Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.
by Sheldon January 27, 2004
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joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick
"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."
by Sheldon January 27, 2004
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internet boyfriend

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend
Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?
by Sheldon January 27, 2004
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whippis

The act of attempting to lure young girls/boys into the back of your van to have sexual relations with.
"Hello little boy, would you like to come make a movie in the back of my van? I'll give you candy"
by Sheldon January 24, 2004
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I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.
Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"
by Sheldon January 26, 2004
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chuck it in

To place your penis inside a girls vagina.
Cuttie, you fucktwat of a fucking yawnay, like you chucked it into that neen.
by Sheldon January 26, 2004
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