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Mijo

Mijo is a very cool guy and generally trusted by everyone around. He robs from the rich and wont give jack shyt to the poor. He has been confirmed to have a 9 1/2" penis and can bring pain to any female who accepts his offers of pleasure.

Warning!!! Some parts of this definition can be considered exhagerations. Or can they?
Mijo is one hung mofo!!
by Sheldon April 10, 2005
mugGet the Mijomug.

chuck it in

To place your penis inside a girls vagina.
Cuttie, you fucktwat of a fucking yawnay, like you chucked it into that neen.
by Sheldon January 26, 2004
mugGet the chuck it inmug.

I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.
Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"
by Sheldon January 26, 2004
mugGet the I wouldmug.

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package
Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
by Sheldon May 14, 2003
mugGet the package blastmug.

internet boyfriend

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend
Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?
by Sheldon January 27, 2004
mugGet the internet boyfriendmug.

Cuttie

by Sheldon January 24, 2004
mugGet the Cuttiemug.

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