spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

Madagascar

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.

Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.

by Shawn E. April 24, 2003

short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

MTV

"music" channel that whores itself to the highest bidder and refuses to plug, much less play, any band that has a shred of talent; impossible to tell apart from its' identical twin, VH1.

If the universe were God's body, MTV and VH1 would be dueling anus pimples.

by Shawn E. July 10, 2003

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

by Shawn E. May 02, 2003

George Orwell

BBC reporter turned influential author.

I'm glad kids are being forced to read Orwell. It's a lot better than the other crap they'd be reading otherwise.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

Smugglenental

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003