Definitions by Shawn E.

Fast and the Furious 

movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.

The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.

Fast and the Furious by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

blitzkreig 

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.

Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.

blitzkreig by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

check 

a request for your bank to transfer funds to the bank of the store/person/hooker you gave the check to.

Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check. Maybe he was on to something.

check by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

Weeeeeeeeee 

awesome song and video by the band Threebrain.

I went on urbandictionary.com and saw Shawn's definition and I was like Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Weeeeeeeeee by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

K2 

second-highest mountain on Earth; named in the 19th century by unimaginative British cartographers.

I've got nothin'.

K2 by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

hal 

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

hal by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

canada

country that busted its' ass to raise troops in both world wars, supply universal health care, and somehow remain statistically the safest country on Earth to live in.

Canada is a great country and I plan on moving there as soon as I can.

canada by Shawn E. June 23, 2003