School

Place you go to learn....well, if you want to learn.

I go to school from 8 am to 2pm

by Shawn B. June 01, 2003

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

fish

Food that should not be eaten before or after you eat ice cream. If you do, you will get Violent Explosive Diarrhea.

Fish and ice cream just don't mix!

by Shawn B. May 19, 2003

loos and death

What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.

Lil Kurt has loos and death.

by Shawn B. May 09, 2003

liquid rope

What you get when you cook Ramen Noodles for too long; said of the texture and appearance.

Ack! That's not dinner; it's liquid rope! (Quit giggling, Tim, I didn't mean *that* liquid rope XD)

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

dumbknocker

Somebody who keeps knocking on your door, even if you've already invited them in. See retard or nimrod.

Otis is such a dumbknocker; I've already said, 'Come in' 5 times and he's still knocking at the door like a total idiot.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

wannabe patriotism

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

by Shawn B. June 07, 2003