Shawn B.'s definitions

j lo

Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Gimme a kiss!

What you shout to somebody you like, either as a joke or as a way to get a kiss.

-Gimme a kiss!
-Ok
*kissing noises*

by Shawn B. June 5, 2003

pec dudes

Muscular dudes with big pecs, like bodybuilders or male models.

Most male college athletes are pec dudes. I can't wait to see some pecs.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

fishlips

A person with huge lips that jut out from their mouth, resembling those of a fish.

Mr. X has fishlips; every time he kisses his wife, he washes her face:p

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

rebel

Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone else thinks its cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.

That rebel's trying too hard: he should just start back dressing like a Backstreet Boys reject.

by Shawn B. May 2, 2003

fart-chirps

The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.

Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.

by Shawn B. December 12, 2003