Shawn B.'s definitions

back humper

A person who just follows you around all day, being a pest. They always get mad when you tell them to get lost.

Lil Kurt

by Shawn B. October 16, 2003

WingZero

The Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy on Gundam Wing.

Heero's Wing Zero could trash any of those crappy Leos any day!

by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

degenerate conic

A circle with a radius of zero. Therefore, when it is graphed, the only thing present is its midpoint.

by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

kids these days

Phrase uttered by parents and some teenagers who grew up in the late 80s-early 90s when a Spoiled Brat starts to do what he or she does best.

Spoiled Brat- I don't wanna go home! I want to go to Burger King! *proceeds to throw a huge tantrum*
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.

by Shawn B. May 31, 2003

Eminem Complex

The absolute opposite of the Oepidus Complex, when one is sick of the parent of the opposite gender.

Josie can't stand her father; she says he's a disgusting hick.

by Shawn B. November 4, 2003

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

to run circles around something

When something is better than something else.

Philly cheesesteaks run circles around prunes and stale bread.

by Shawn B. November 23, 2003